In yet another example of seeming liberal hysteria affecting the anti-Trump crowd, a woman has gone viral for filming herself stabbing dolls made out to resemble President Trump and Vice President Vance, as reported by Modernity.news.
Claiming that the dolls were giving her “a little stress relief,” she then proceeded to gleefully shove pins into them.
TikTok user “DeesKnots” (a play on the common vulgar joke popular with middle schoolers, “dees nuts”) is a blonde woman with seemingly several cats and a lot of time on her hands.
At press time, the account has over 70,000 followers.
The video in question shows her step-by-step process involved in creating her morbid voodoo dolls, set to “Cotton-Eyed Joe”... for some reason.
The core subject matter of the video is the creation of her new JD Vance doll, as her Trump doll was already created. (Don’t worry, she begins by lovingly shoving a few pins into his crotch.)
First, she takes a small skeleton doll and crochets yarn around it to form the basic skin structure, stuffing it with strands of cotton as she goes to give it some “meat” and texture.
Granted, she is not without skill in this department, as her crocheting seems immaculate.
The video, naturally, then shifts to her posting the naked skeleton-human hybrid into a variety of lewd poses.
Because if you’re going to create your own torture victim, it’s important to sexualize it first.
Next, she is shown brushing fur from her cats in order to stuff the chest of the skeleton with.
Why cotton was not used for this purpose, as it was for the legs and buttocks, is left to the imagination.
Perhaps, as the cat has black fur, this is meant to represent the black heart beating inside every conservative. [As a side note, would this not also make it a voodoo doll of her cat? I’m getting some mixed messaging here. Perhaps the cat voted republican.]
She then stitches up the chest and arms and finishes with the head. Naturally, visible nipples are included.
She then uses jean fabric to create the clothing, which in this case was overalls.
The only reference I could find to Trump or Vance in overalls was when the former wore them in a bit performed at the 2006 Emmy Awards, back when liberals still liked him.
It’s entirely possible the reference went over my head, but then again, it’s not like any conservatives are watching the Emmys.
With the finishing touches, she sets the finished JD Vance on a bright pink couch with a bottle of moonshine.
As the article notes, Pew Research has found that 56% of liberal white women have been diagnosed by a doctor or other healthcare provider with some manner of mental health condition.
It should be noted that, throughout the video, the DeesKnots’ cats are featured numerous times. A husband, boyfriend, or significant other is not.
Meanwhile, the actual Trump administration continues its efforts to remove MS-13 gang members and child traffickers. No word on the status of their voodoo dolls.
